Puns

My main character Myles loves to tell puns, just like my father did. Here are some groaners.

It's raining cats and dogs. Well, as long as it doesn't reindeer.

I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.